Haxorus is so badass, it's a .gif.

Haxorus will f*** you up. There's no two ways about it. Unless you're one of them. In that case, you'll still be envious that you're not a giant golden axe dragon. Even the greatest scientists of Pokeymon society are still struggling to figure out how something so gosh-dang epic could have come from something so unimpressive and delicious.

Early Life Edit

When Haxorus are first brought into this unworthy world from the corpses of Fraxure, the first thing they do is walk into a bar. They walk out with a pair of shades, a motorcycle and a golden leather jacket. Their life only goes uphill in the scale of bad-assery from here on out.