There is a Pokemon that exceeds all buffness. He is one of the strongest fighting types. And his name is John Cena! Machamp. Machamp is the manliest Pokemon ever. He is so tough, he wears Speedos in public and

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Machamp is here!

no-one laughs. Probably because of his muscles. Machamp is the product of infusing a buff purple dinosaur with John Cena's DNA. Sanic may be the fastest thing alive, but Machamp is the buffest thing alive. His buffness may even rival the Y mega evolution of our lord Communist Psyduck, and that's pretty buff!